Duncan Odds n' Ends

When Pigs Fly

2006-06-01T10:54:00.000-07:00

I think this Monopoly piece is pretty cool.

Click here to see the auction.

So Wrong, Yet So Funny

2006-06-01T10:48:00.000-07:00

The Woody Weenie Roaster! Get yours today! Or not...

Click here to see the auction.

Haunted WW2 Helmet

2006-06-01T10:38:00.000-07:00

Up for grabs is one of the most sought-after pieces of World War II memorabilia in existance. On the auction block is the battle-scarred U.S. army helmet that belonged to Major Johnson P. Woody, war hero from the 1944 Ardennes offensive, otherwise known as "The Battle of the Bulge".

This seller is auctioning off this World War two helmet that is supposedly haunted by the ghost of Major Johnson Woody. Sure... we believe you...

Click here to see the auction.

Abstract Turtle Art

2006-05-17T14:50:00.000-07:00

Koopa the turtle has taken the art world by storm! Will you own a piece of art history? By the way... they don't come cheap.

Click here to see the eBay auction.

Ninjas!

2006-05-17T14:38:00.000-07:00

This auction is hilarious.
Click here to see the eBay auction.

The Amazing Blinking Auction

2006-05-17T14:31:00.000-07:00

This is one of the most random auctions I have ever seen. If you look at it too long you just might get epilepsy... or atleast a headache.
Click here to see the eBay auction.

The Black Cheez-It

2006-05-17T14:24:00.000-07:00

Oh the horror! It's a black Cheez-It! Yes, that's right. Another weird auction on eBay.
Click here to see the eBay auction.

Haunted Vintage Clown Doll

2006-05-12T12:39:00.000-07:00

This isn't really funny as it is interesting. Apparently after posting the auction the seller had two additional bits of information added. These bits of info have an earlier date on them. That should be easy to do, if you were a hacker. But I am not so sure that eBay is that easy to hack. Not that I know that much of those things.

The 2 above revisions are from an auction I did a while ago from a different haunted item I had studied........ I am really confused as to how they got on there.....Maybe the work of the clown? I dont know but that is very strange as I made this auction last night from scratch and did not go to sell a similar.either way the above 2 instances should be disregarded......

Click here to see the auction.

Ghost in a Bowl

2006-05-12T12:33:00.000-07:00

This auction is sooo obviously fake. And funny. Why else would I post it here?

Click here to see the auction.

Nothing With a Certificate to Prove It!

2006-05-06T18:23:00.000-07:00

Thats right! If you bid on this auction you get nothing. Well, you get a certificate of authenticity for your...um...nothing.

Click here to see the auction.

Will You Buy My Popcorn Please?

2006-05-06T18:20:00.000-07:00

Buy this girl's popcorn so she can win a bet. Whoever buys this is obviously wasting time and money.

Click here to see the auction.

Will You Be My Friend?

2006-05-06T18:09:00.000-07:00

This Georgia woman is going about finding a friend in a very unorthodox way. Ebay! And surprisingly has gotten 20 bids, and the bidding has reached $26.00! (As of 8:10pm Central Time May 6th). This could get interesting.

Click here to see the auction.

Advertise Here!

2006-05-06T18:02:00.000-07:00

And yet another crazy advertisement auction on eBay. Shall I start a tally of how many I can find?

Click here to see the auction.

Creepy Puppet Films

2006-05-03T13:25:00.000-07:00

Up for sale is a set of old time puppet films. (With some really weird looking puppets.)
Click here to see the auction.

Freaky Salt & Pepper Shakers

2006-05-03T13:19:00.000-07:00

Personally, I wouldn't want these on my kitchen table...

Click here to see the auction.

Wacko Jacko!

2006-05-03T13:13:00.000-07:00

I think the costume companies have finally created something really scary.

Click here to see the auction!

I'm Back!

2006-05-03T13:04:00.000-07:00

Just wanted you all to know that we are all finished with our moving and we will have some items up for sale shortly. As for crazy ebay auctions... well, take a look!

--Kristin

Apology

2006-04-26T12:36:00.000-07:00

I would like to apologize for not posting in a while. I am currently in the middle of moving and will be until the end of this week. Your favorite weird eBay auctions will return shortly! Sorry again.

--Kristin

Get Some "Special" Chocolate

2006-04-07T09:09:00.000-07:00

Bid on this novelty chocolate with an EXTRA twist to the deal. I wouldn't get any. I'm not entirely sure it's legal in the US! Personally, I wouldn't get anything edible on eBay...ever.
Click here to see the eBay auction.

AN ODDS N' ENDS UPDATE: Mummified Kitten

2006-04-07T09:02:00.000-07:00

Apparently, the "Mummified Kitten" eBay auction from my April 2 blog entry has been removed from eBay. You can't see it anywhere else! I guess there are things too "out there" for eBay.

A Copper Roach

2006-04-07T09:00:00.000-07:00

I don't get it. Do you? Maybe I'm just out of the loop.
Click here to see the eBay Listing.

Name someone else's baby... If you've got the cash

2006-04-07T08:56:00.000-07:00

Apparently they haven't had the time to find a baby name book... or they are just looking for a way to pay for the hospital bills.
Click here to view the eBay auction.

Knife Holder with a Twist

2006-04-07T08:48:00.000-07:00

It's called "The EX" Knife Holder. I think it is hilarious. Maybe my mom should get one of these...

A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE, I DON'T HAVE AN EX BUT HAVE BEEN TOLD THERE IS A SENSE OF THRILL EVERY TIME YOU PUT THE KNIVES BACK IN THERE HOLDERS

Click here to view the eBay listing.

I Wouldn't Want Kids to Play With This Toy...

2006-04-04T15:45:00.000-07:00

This is one freaky, ugly toy. I don't think that any kid would want to play with this 2 headed troll toy.
Click here to see the eBay Listing.

This Brings Spy Cameras to an All New Level

2006-04-04T15:38:00.000-07:00

It's the "Pill Cam." You swallow it and watch as it goes into your digestive system... and out your... well you know. But I wouldn't be using this one that is for sale. It's been used. Sanitized, yes, but it's still gross. I mean, geez, it's been through someone's body!
Click here to view the eBay listing.

Freeze Dried...Shrew?

2006-04-04T15:33:00.000-07:00

Now this is just weird. What... did they put it in the freezer or something?
Click here to view the eBay Listing.

UPDATE: As of the morning of April 7, the bidding has reached over $50! You have got to be kidding me!

The Satirical Cheesepuff

2006-04-03T11:52:00.000-07:00

In response to the stupidity of weird eBay auctions, this seller is making fun of those idiots that make this and other weird eBay sites possible and the people that actually bid on that stuff.

I also should mention that this is a haunted cheese puff that's possessed by evil spirits and we believe it fell off an alien's spaceship. Also, to the highest bidder, we will put your name or your company's name on this haunted, possessed, alien cheese puff for advertisement purposes.

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

Want a Coke With That?

2006-04-03T11:42:00.000-07:00

Apparently this seller is selling a plain ol' can of coke just for no reason at all except to see if anyone will actually bid on it. Weird? Yes. But that's eBay for you.

So, why aren't anyone selling just a can of coke on eBay? I thought eBay is where you can sell all kind of stuffs, I am sure you are bored to death with stories of the Virgin Mary Sandwich and the Haunted Door, or the Chewed Gum, just to name a few. But really, you can sell anything on eBay..or can't you?

So here goes my first step in proving that A can of Coke will sell. Doesn't matter how much it goes for. Heck, I'll even throw in free shipping for this can of coke.

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

The Perfect Woman?

2006-04-03T11:33:00.000-07:00

Not that I agree with what the seller says (me being female and all...), but the doll itself was kind of creepy. Personally, I think it looks nothing like a human, let alone a woman.

This is a very strange and scary doll, it looks a little alien in the face. It has no mouth (could be the perfect woman) and no nose, these areas look as if they were scratched off (it should look like this I think).

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

George W Bush Garden Gnome

2006-04-03T11:27:00.000-07:00

Add a political statement to your garden with this unique hand painted ceramic garden gnome of our commander in chief. Scare the neighbors!

This hilarious gnome comes with all the Texas trimmings including spurs and star belt buckle. Crossed fingers behind his back make this gnome friendlier in liberal gardens.

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

Mummified Kitten

2006-04-02T08:10:00.000-07:00

Now this is creepy and a little bit disturbing.
Click here to see the eBay Listing.

Bid on an Actual $100 Bill

2006-04-02T07:53:00.000-07:00

Along with this one hundred dollars you will receive a few pages about the teachings of Jesus or something like that. I guess that is one way to spread the word.
Click here to view the eBay Listing.

Get a Punching Bag that Swears at You When You Punch It!

2006-04-02T07:21:00.000-07:00

When punched this vulgar knockout ball lets out a series of 4 extremely uncouth R Rated / Adult Only statements that cover just about everything needed to say when you’ve had enough.

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

Buy a Russian Spaceship Prototype

2006-04-01T11:05:00.000-08:00

For only $1,325.00 you can get your very own spaceship. Granted it isn't going to be flying anytime soon...

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

Buy My Cock! Hilarious Listing!

2006-04-01T10:54:00.000-08:00

This is one of the most hilarious listings that I have ever seen on eBay. This is a Beanie Baby rooster aka "Cock."
Check out the entire eBay listing! Click here.

From the listing:

Fast facts about my cock:
« My cock measures approximately 6 inches in height!!
« My cock loves to party and drink an occasional alcoholic beverage.
« My cock is potty-trained! Guaranteed not to pee on the floor.
« You can even sleep with my cock - he'll keep you warm, he doesn't snore, and won't steal the covers.
« This is the quietest cock you'll ever find. He makes literally NO noise!!
« My cock is a people-person. Share my cock with family and friends. My cock has never met a stranger!!!

My cock is extremely low-maintenance. All you have to do is pet him occasionally, bathe him, and rub some lotion on him if he needs that extra pick-me-up.

Beware the Evil Alien Board

2006-04-01T10:31:00.000-08:00

Apparently this board is terrorizing a Virginia family. Is it spying on these human lifeforms? Is it going to abduct the kids and the dogs and perform anal probes and other gruesome experiments? Or is the person selling this for a quick buck and a laugh?

Either which way...I wouldn't buy it!

Click here to view the eBay Listing.

The Mystery of the Haunted Dolls

2006-03-31T12:30:00.000-08:00

It really is suprising how many people are selling "haunted" dolls. It's almost mysterious. Is there some kind of haunted doll collecting cult out there or something? There are over 5 pages of items that have the words "haunted doll" in the title.

Click here to find haunted dolls on eBay.

Hey there's pleny to choose from! But you do have to admit...they all look really creepy. I don't who would want to buy them!

Buy Potatoes with Weird Shapes

2006-03-31T12:25:00.000-08:00

Bid now on your very own...potato? That's right. You can buy a potato shaped like a baby fetus or a heart.

Click here to see the eBay listing for the Potato Shaped Like a Fetus.

Click here to see the eBay listing for the Heart Shaped Potato.

Early Pregnancy Gender Detector

2006-03-31T12:18:00.000-08:00

Does this really work?

You can now detect the gender of your unborn child with a piece of string on a ring!!! Wow. Science has gone forward in leaps and bounds. No...really!

Click here to see the eBay Listing.

New Banners

2006-03-31T10:46:00.000-08:00

New Logo

2006-03-31T10:20:00.000-08:00

New Listings! Check it Out!

2006-03-31T09:58:00.000-08:00

Duncan Odds n' Ends has some new listings on eBay.
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Duncan Odds n' Ends Ebay Sellers

2006-03-30T06:39:00.000-08:00

Welcome to our brand new blog that's all about eBay! We hope to keep you entertained, as well as have a list of some of our items that we're selling on eBay. Come on in and have a look around.